I'd like to point out that the Diet Coke is Stacy's, the Izze is mine. So basically the only edible food Mike had in the fridge was one Black Label (I think there were two and Stacy drank one) and some American Singles cheese. No wonder he's looking skinny these days. Manorexia.
Not that this means I'm better. Just that I enjoy fresh food more. Seriously. Love food.
I swear I get the same cashier at Lund's every time and he always comments that I like beverages more than anyone he knows. Weird comment. But if you look at the two cases of Izze, the Odwalla, the grapefruit juice and the milk you'd maybe think he's right.